This series highlights the best opening weekends since 1980… with 10 movies we don’t want to slip/through the cracks.
This Weekend in History features a hilarious action buddy cop movie, a serious horror flick accepted by the masses, an 80s action gem, a George Lucas bomb, an exciting true war story, and 5 Cult Classics.
Typically a dumping ground for Hollywood movies, January still has a few gems worth highlighting over the decades. If you would like a different menu of tasty picks hop on over to TALE OF TWO DANS for the companion piece.
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- note: box office figures are domestic and are not adjusted for inflation
RIDE ALONG – 2014
OPENING WEEKEND: $42 MILLION // BOX OFFICE TOTAL: $135 MILLION
- The Number 2 opening for January, since 1980.
- Action buddy comedy done right.
- Kevin Hart goes from the stand-up comedy stage to a starring role, with great success.
- Hart plays a FPS gamer who has to ride along with his fiance’s police officer brother (Ice Cube), to prove his worth in the face of real danger.
- Tons of laughs – from slapstick, to racial commentary, to absurdity.
- Cube plays “the straight man” rather well, with a few solid laughs as well.
- Delivered so well on fan expectations that the sequel comes out This Weekend.
MAMA – 2013
OPENING: $28 MILLION // TOTAL: $72 MILLION
- Jessica Chastain disappears behind Goth make-up in the starring role.
- Creepy Children Warning 2000.
- Stylish. Beautiful cinematography for the horror genre.
- Actors take the story seriously, making the dramatic elements work well.
- Silly look of “monster” deflates an impressive overall feature.
IRON EAGLE – 1986
OPENING: $6 MILLION // TOTAL: $24 MILLION
- Totally 80s action flick.
- A TOP GUN rip-off.
- Fighter jet scenes are lots of fun.
- Lou Gossett, Jr. plays an important role, delivering a performance that “grounds” the picture in reality.
- Enjoy the cheese.
STRANGE MAGIC – 2015
OPENING: $6 MILLION // TOTAL: $12 MILLION
- A massive bomb from last year.
- George Lucas produced this extravagantly designed fairy world.
- Contemporary songs get mashed up in this musical.
- Familiar fairy tale tropes don’t help elevate story and characters.
- Bland, despite it’s amazing graphics.
- Worth watching only for fantasy fans who really love design work.
BLACK HAWK DOWN – 2002
OPENING: $29 MILLION // TOTAL: $109 MILLION
- Ridley Scott directs a super-intense true story.
- A military helicopter crashes in Mogadishu, Somalia.
- Soldiers fight their way through masses of armed warlords and angered citizens.
- Several noteworthy actors have roles – including Tom Hardy, Ewan McGregor, Eric Bana, Orlando Bloom, and Josh Hartnett.
- One of the best war films of the decade.
TOOTH FAIRY – 2010
OPENING: $14 MILLION // TOTAL: $60 MILLION
- The Rock followed in Arnold Schwarzenegger’s footsteps and turned his action hero status into family comedy with this silly movie.
- This crossover role helped Dwayne Johnson seem more approachable, and demonstrated his comedic chops.
- A paint by numbers story won’t do anything for parents, but children should enjoy this one.
NATIONAL SECURITY – 2003
OPENING: $14 MILLION // TOTAL: $36 MILLION
- Martin Lawrence stars in this comedy, although it was a sign of his decline at the box office.
- Steve Zahn co-stars, and has a few laughs himself.
- This is another buddy action flick in the vein of Eddie Murphy’s 48 HOURS back in the 80s.
- It’s worth tracking down, especially (a.k.a. only) for fans of the genre.
HAYWIRE – 2012
OPENING: $8 MILLION // TOTAL: $19 MILLION
- This spy thriller focuses on the action.
- Gina Cirano is a real life MMA fighter. She definitely kicks some ass, and is utterly convincing at it.
- Steven Soderbergh directs an impressive cast that includes Channing Tatum, Michael Fassbender, and Ewan McGregor.
- The stunts and fight scenes are the real highlight.
- While our hero isn’t the best actress, she has some really amazing action scenes.
- Super underrated action flick!
MR. HOLLAND’S OPUS – 1996
OPENING: $9 MILLION // TOTAL: $83 MILLION
- Richard Dreyfuss stars in this inspirational drama about a composer turned high school teacher.
- Check out that box office?! This was a real word-of-mouth smash hit – especially when you consider inflation.
- Solid performances make the emotions ring true.
- Avoids melodrama.
- A rare January drama that critics got behind.
- Golden Globe nominated screenplay.
- Dreyfuss was nominated for an Oscar.
- We need more Dreyfuss!
THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT – 2004
OPENING: $17 MILLION // TOTAL: $58 MILLION
- Super compelling time travelling sci-fi about the effects of our choices and their ramifications on others.
- Complicated timelines and second chances.
- Ashton Kutcher showed he could actually act with this role.
- The story takes itself seriously despite the fun genre.
- Good effects.
- Frightening twists and turns like a good TWILIGHT ZONE episode.
- A “b-movie” done right.
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